An Old grizzled lady sits behind the sign, idly rocking back and forth while chewing her gums

"So you need some depth to your character?"
"Good thing you came here, Esther can help you right good now."
Pulling out chicken bones and tossing them she considers them carefully...
"lets see now, perhaps you are looking for something like:"

Features:	Greasy hair, Acne, Wheezy speech.
Characteristic(s):	Always argues (argumentative) and Paranoid
Personality:	Irritable, Accusative and Quirky